Adventures Of Wildboar
Saturday, March 04, 2006
「 invaded it on 4:32 PM 」
I am starting to feel the stress of working and studying. Last night while I was working, my mind was a blank. Mentally tired and trying to stay awake. However, a few funny moments i encountered this few days help to "entertain" me.

On Thursday, I was studying at King Albert Park Mac with Diver, First Lady and Ah Da at 3 plus. It first damn noisy initially, couldnt study at all. Then most of the noisy JC kids left at 4plus and manage to concentrate on studying. During the course of studying, I notice that there was this male Mac staff, I think he is about 13-15 yrs, being especially nice to this pair of NJC ( I think, or is it HCJC?) couple. Each time he walked pass them, he would try to get their attention, like asking them if they would like to have plain water to drink, offer them balloons. Around 7plus, he asked them in Chinese:"Wah, study u all still studying ah. Wah Secondary School are you all from?" The couple looked bewildered and had alot of ????? around their head replyed:" eh, we are studying in JC..." The guy looked confused too and said:"See u guys later." 30mins later, the guy apparently finished work and come to say good bye to the couple and left. This time, more ??????????? appeared from the couple. From my point of view, I guess the MAC guy is interested in the JC gal but LanLan because the JC guy was around....

Friday night, I left school ard 845 for work. FG and Qiuyi had just left earlier 815, but I wanted to finished the chapter I was studying. I boarded bus 74 to switch bus outside the Old YHS factory. On the bus, there were about 5 to 6 Ang Moh Gals, about 16-20yrs old?, among them was about 4 blondes and 2 asian mixed, but all of them spoke with the ang moh slang. Somehow, the way they speak, they sounded very confident and with this high tone. When the bus was at NP busstop, they were chattering and suddenly they realise, are them on the right bus? Is the bus turning left to left toward bukit timah or right to town. Clearly, they were confuse but yet they sounded so 'confidently':"Oh, I think we got up the wrong bus, it doesnt turn that way(left), it turns teh other way(right)." Then the bus turns right, and at the bus stop they happily alighted and cross the overhead bridge. At least, I get to see first hand, the meaning of DUMB BLONDEs!!!

Anyway, can you imagine, 5 ah bengs in the same situation? --- (Translation for the benefit for Lin and others who dont understand ah beng Language.)

Ah beng 1 - Eh, siao eh. Long bus La. (wrong bus)
Ah beng 2 - No Lah. CorLack La. (correct La)
Ah beng 3,4,5 - kuai kuai leh. (dont look correct)
Bus turns right.
Ah beng 2 - Hong Gan, lilly long bus. Loh Chia Loh Chia!!!!!! (Die Die, really wrong bus, alight now!!)
Ah beng 1,3,4,5 - (while hurrying down) #$^#$%#^#$^#$ N* B** C** B**!!!!!!

I rest my case... I just realise that blogging is a good way to relieve stress.

Now I carry on to my work yesterday:

If you are old, fat and ugly, its ok. As long as you are rich, young gals will flock to your side. Have seen too much of this in Attica. ARghh!!!!

Two sets of Ang Moh men (supposely to be rich and working for some MNC) bought 1 bot of Dom Perignon Champagne ($450) each. Both of sets did not open immediately, wanted to save it for the ladies later. The ladies came around 1 am and all of them suddenly disappeared around 3am without opening the bottles and instructions for the bottles. Luckily, they paid for them already. These people so rich....open than forget about them. Lets hope they dont come back looking for it.